by LadyStix September 08, 2021
It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.
If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
by Irottram June 04, 2021
Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.
I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.
by StuWi November 09, 2023
When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.
by BigPapi420 June 26, 2015
A girl who tries really hard to make good art but fails miserably (who is also obsessed with Ezio Auditore from Assassins creed)
by fucc_iforgotmypassword November 15, 2017
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
After a hard fucking, she will have midnight drippings
by MghtDrp April 19, 2024