Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.

"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"

by equinox_07 April 18, 2018

International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd

Happy international midget day shorty.

by Midget hater. April 2, 2023

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends

She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month

by Penis1568 November 18, 2020

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Fat midget

Flex

Flex is a fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022

mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022