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Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.
"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"
by equinox_07 April 18, 2018
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International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
by Midget hater. April 2, 2023
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thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth
im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now
by Duff Munger May 15, 2016
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Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends
She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month
by Penis1568 November 18, 2020
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Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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Fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022
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mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking
“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22
by k.rau March 30, 2022
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