midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
mugGet the midget showermug.

Midget

A very short person who normally claims to be tall but is otherwise short.
Asma claims to be 5'4" but she is actually 5'3", therefore she is a midget.
by Yaboy9898 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Midgetmug.

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget
Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench
by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019
mugGet the The Midget wrenchmug.

Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
mugGet the Midget Toe Syndromemug.

buff midget

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi
by LaChostosina April 25, 2021
mugGet the buff midgetmug.

midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.
Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.
by rorymac November 29, 2016
mugGet the midgetmug.

The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
mugGet the The Miami Midget Shornmug.

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