new super Mario Bros wii

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

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Super Mario 64

Super Mario 64 is a game that was released on June 23, 1996
It has a total of 120 stars but you only need 70 stars to complete the game,also,L IS REAL BITCHES

Hey dude what do you think of Super Mario 64
I remember a rumor about luigi being in the game,but it wasn't true though.
Guess what?L IS REAL BITCH

by BastianVF July 28, 2020

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Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

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