mario the preist

A godly human also known as ***** ***** (kid) needs help and probably is asleep bye 8:30 which is sad. She sucks at minies and no one likes rider. The role play man is coming for your gOoSeBuMpS

Mario the preist sucks.

by yInGyOnG May 23, 2018

mario mario

Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario Mario oh my hero, your last name is Mario, but how YOUR FIRST NAME IS MARIO >:(

by Mario Mario (Red plumber) July 14, 2019

Mario

A game character from Nintendo, whose Debut was in Donkey Kong

Hey! You wanna play Mario today?

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Mario

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to do anything! Also may be defined as an Italian plumber in a popular video game! He is a is a horrible, selfish arrogant, annoying person who doesn't know when to shut up. Often has brown eyes/ hair and smells like pizza!

"what is wrong with you" "god your such a Mario"

by SoSo the flower pot November 10, 2019

mario rosa

He played me and 3 other girls at the same time...
If you're from south Florida you know this turd

Mario rosa is a hot a-hole

by bri demmm November 25, 2019

Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.

Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out

by Headahhs March 22, 2019

Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.

-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."

by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019