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machinesplain

A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.
I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.
by gravitymonkey December 21, 2014
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Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap
Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter
by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019
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Machelle

Best friend material. Your twin flame. Your everything. Someone who you can count on no matter what. She is funny. Relatable. Cares so much. Always understands exactly what you mean. You cant beat her talent. Her fashion style is so cute and unique in the best way. She is so creative. The best human to walk this earth. She makes life 10x better.
Wow. Machelle is just so breathtaking!
by Sarbear_ November 21, 2021
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snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.
Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.
by missohnfl January 11, 2011
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Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties
I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate
by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010
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Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.
"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011
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rage machine

A party animal may turn into a rage machine after consuming too many brewskies but can be tamed by eating taquitos
by Limearita December 19, 2014
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