lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.

"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"

by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022

Lewis

Lewis is one of a kind that likes to post dick pics on his story we all love Lewis

Try and pee a bit to make your pussy wetter

Must be be Lewis

by Lewis Thompson August 31, 2019

Lewis Day

another meaning for "Cunt Day" or an insult to chavs

you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today

by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020

lewis quills

a fucking faggot

friend 1: wow look at that fag
friend 2: oh shit i thought lewis quills was just a pussy
friend 1: well he's both

by fuckmeuppppp November 30, 2016

darcy lewis

a person that likes stealing your food

#HumanDrug #HumanBeast

Stop being a Darcy Lewis

by Handle Tom May 19, 2016

Lewis

A sexy man who can have every lady he wants but he is very loyal and you should respect and appreciate him. He is a down to earth chill guy who keeps himself to himself and is the bested Freind you could ever had

Lewis is so sexy and a great friend
Omg I know right

by Lewis is FIT!!!!! December 7, 2021

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022