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The definition of lazy is that one friend who won't get up off his fricking butt because he is a couch potato.
by Dat toilet Boi December 16, 2019
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Efficient Laziness

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.

Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.

My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.

I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019
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Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 14, 2019
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Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
by GloryJoel September 15, 2019
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A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.
Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019
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Lazy

Mom: Tristan you are so lazy.
Tristan: I don't care.
by captain k´nuckle October 12, 2019
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Lazy

Someone who is very very very very lazy like Brandon Dixion.
by Thatnigga200 August 17, 2019
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