Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.
I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!
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I worked an 8 hour shift and did all of my homework but accidentally forgot to sleep, I’m Kelsey Gossing so hard right now
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Kelseygirl
(noun)
A slang term used to describe a woman who ties her self-worth to male validation and is willing to sacrifice her dignity, values, and best interests for the attention of a man, even if he disrespects or dehumanizes her. A kelseygirl is often obsessive in her infatuation, which is typically unrequited, and will go to extreme lengths to gain the affection of men who will never truly care for her.
She is frequently perceived as desperate, lacking self-respect, and oblivious to her own worth. The term draws comparisons to the character Manny Santos from Degrassi: The Next Generation, particularly during her pursuit of unreciprocated love interests.
(noun)
A slang term used to describe a woman who ties her self-worth to male validation and is willing to sacrifice her dignity, values, and best interests for the attention of a man, even if he disrespects or dehumanizes her. A kelseygirl is often obsessive in her infatuation, which is typically unrequited, and will go to extreme lengths to gain the affection of men who will never truly care for her.
She is frequently perceived as desperate, lacking self-respect, and oblivious to her own worth. The term draws comparisons to the character Manny Santos from Degrassi: The Next Generation, particularly during her pursuit of unreciprocated love interests.
"Why does she keep throwing herself at that guy who clearly doesn't care about her? She's such a kelseygirl"
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Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
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Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
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I love you, Kelsey!
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Kelsey, will you marry me?
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