the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.
by katero_447 May 20, 2006
Get the jacking a squirrel mug.Where a department store santa gets drunk and/or pissed off etc. and pulls his pecker out while a work and jacks off.
by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010
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by D.I.L.F. December 7, 2006
Get the jacking the dog off mug.A) Dude, are you going to Jack her ankles tonight?
B) I jacked her ankles last night.
C) I'm jacking her ankles later after she has a few more shots.
B) I jacked her ankles last night.
C) I'm jacking her ankles later after she has a few more shots.
by Dimes January 30, 2008
Get the Jacking her ankles mug.When a girl has a great body and totally do-able, but her face looks like some kind of lagoon creature that has spawned from the combined hatred of the world into a tangible cluster-fuck of GOO!
She is so heinous that you would rather chop off her head and replace it with a Jack-o-lantern, take care of your business and then move on with your life. Hence the word 'Jackie.'
Jackie's are most commonly girls that you only see from behind and first and are misled to think is hot.
She is so heinous that you would rather chop off her head and replace it with a Jack-o-lantern, take care of your business and then move on with your life. Hence the word 'Jackie.'
Jackie's are most commonly girls that you only see from behind and first and are misled to think is hot.
Sean: Dude that chick is seriously hot.
Adam: Which one?
Sean: The one over there with her back to us.
(She turns around)
Adam: Aw! She's a Jackie.
Adam: Which one?
Sean: The one over there with her back to us.
(She turns around)
Adam: Aw! She's a Jackie.
by David Atkins March 28, 2011
Get the A Jackie mug.An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
by PeggyMcLeggy August 6, 2009
Get the Jackin Ya Chips mug.To tell a roommate to leave so that one can masturbate. Similar to sexile, but no partner involved and significantly more pathetic.
Jack: Hey, Chris, would you mind leaving for a minute?
Chris: Umm...why?
Jack: Well, I uuh have to take care of some business, if you catch my drift.
Chris: God damnit, again! This is like the 7th time today you've jackiled me!
Chris: Umm...why?
Jack: Well, I uuh have to take care of some business, if you catch my drift.
Chris: God damnit, again! This is like the 7th time today you've jackiled me!
by Jack's_Roommate November 18, 2009
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