suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 18, 2004

suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.

Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.

by ucjonnybee November 16, 2004

suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.

Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.

by David November 17, 2004

Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

by dav3dlegend September 21, 2015

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Wind sock

The one pubic hair that is left behind that a guy can see when he is hitting from the back

Yoooo...the waxer left a wind sock when I was doing Sharon!

by 94Lex October 13, 2019

Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you

Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.

by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025