The french hongi is a move only to be performed by skilled masters, generally with a european heritage. As you have your head buried between your lover's thighs place the bone of your nose on her clit and give it a gentle rub, actually... rub that shit till she moaning myrtles that house up.
by JD's October 28, 2014
The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.
by 20 dollar fucky-sucky November 25, 2015
The belief that any behavior, saying or product from France must be the pinnacle of sophistication.
Also see euro-quality.
Also see euro-quality.
The French phenomenon:
Mary: "Oh, I just LOVE those Lacoste shoes!"
Sue: "Thanks! And your Louis Vuitton bag is to die for!"
Mary: "It would be great if everyone else was as à la mode and sophisticated as us. Well, enjoy your date with Mark tonight."
Sue: "Oh, I will. He has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi, you know?"
Mary: "Oh, I just LOVE those Lacoste shoes!"
Sue: "Thanks! And your Louis Vuitton bag is to die for!"
Mary: "It would be great if everyone else was as à la mode and sophisticated as us. Well, enjoy your date with Mark tonight."
Sue: "Oh, I will. He has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi, you know?"
by Penrose Triangle September 05, 2009
by Mimie May 10, 2005
The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.
They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!
They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!
How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?
by yt45 January 15, 2013
by TheTwenty October 20, 2010
I look like a potato and I've been sweating at the gym all day and I'm so greasy and disgusting. I'm a french fry today.
by reluctant liar July 16, 2016