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google stop

What you say to stop a debate from lasting 20 minutes between people arguing over a topic that can easily be solved by googling it.
Person 1: Nooo.. blue waffles is a hoax.
Person 2: Nah it's real!
Person 1: Google stop..
by Mz. Miyagi December 5, 2011
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Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.
by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017
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Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
by siforek May 17, 2012
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Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.
"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)
by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021
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google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.
I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.
by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017
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Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
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google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu
You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.
by oogoom May 1, 2009
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