glass bitch

An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.

You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid.

by glitterlicious December 11, 2008

Glasgow

A city in Scotland. there's also minor cities in several US states

1: Where did 3 go?
2: Glasgow
1: Scotland?
2: {Sarcastically} No, Kentucky!

by MMoA May 15, 2012

glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Glass Muncher

A chinese lawnmower.

(spoken with a chinese accent) Yesterday, Mr. Sum Yung Chik was cutting glass with his new Honda glass muncher.

by Batman (but you can call me Bob) March 26, 2008

Glass cutter

Hard Nipples

"Damn those bitches nipples are glass cutters"

by joy1989 January 26, 2010

Giant glass

Who you call when your windshield's busted.

From maine to providence, worcester to cape cod and the islands... Eh, you know the rest.

by birdboy2000 March 20, 2005