Gavin is the most sweaty piece of mummified shit on the planet. probably short and boring. sucks at clash of clans most likely. he's a nerd and sucks on big hairy disgusting balls.
by kraken gav February 01, 2022
sis normative male karen; whining entitled individual interfering with others business while ignoring their own hypocrisy ; also see karen
Karen sees others meeting the stealing target and asks 'why am i paying for this' and joins in theft. Gavin asks cashier 'why is Karen aloud to steal',
Cashier responds 'Gavin said they could'.
Gavin considers stealing, then outraged and embarrassed in front of little Gavin, says 'watch little gavin as I eviscerate this minimum wage employee that cant even afford to enjoy those burgers we love getting and throwing at the homeless drug addicts we have been hording'.
Gavin turning to cashier, 'Bring me your manager, you're fired', looks around for possessions stolen from him moments before by drug addicts he brought with him while pontificating and thinks 'wheres my camera phone built by impoverished foreign child slave labor ive helped employ with my tax deferments and grants of tax payer money.'
Cashier responds 'Gavin said they could'.
Gavin considers stealing, then outraged and embarrassed in front of little Gavin, says 'watch little gavin as I eviscerate this minimum wage employee that cant even afford to enjoy those burgers we love getting and throwing at the homeless drug addicts we have been hording'.
Gavin turning to cashier, 'Bring me your manager, you're fired', looks around for possessions stolen from him moments before by drug addicts he brought with him while pontificating and thinks 'wheres my camera phone built by impoverished foreign child slave labor ive helped employ with my tax deferments and grants of tax payer money.'
by grb binnary February 14, 2024
Gavin is a some-what average height guy with dirty blonde hair. He can get very awkward when girls try to talk to him. Can tend to get on his friends nerves and needs a bit of guidance (hes autistic!)
Loves to play games with his friends online. Gavins are funny, and are really into computer programming. Loves cats. Is very smart and charming. Lazy and is always trying to have a good time! Gavin is Really energetic. Sometimes can be very serious but at other times you can always joke around with him. A very great friend I'm grateful to have and actually admire. Can be very impatient but will give you his weird advice that is surprisingly very useful. Gavin is a very nice person. He is extremely shy and won't talk about his feelings much because he cares about you too much and doesnt want you to worry about him. He is usually too shy to talk to most people and can get extremely Lonley. If you date a Gavin he will try his best to show love and compassion. an amazing best friend that you can have great conversations to about anything. he is one of a kind and will always be by yourside. he'll never give up on you even if he gives up on himself. he is all around amazing. A smart, funny, and kind guy who if you're lucky enough to have then you shouldn't him take for granted, and if he dosnt meet your standards then tell him and he'll change to be whatever you want because he just cares that much.
Loves to play games with his friends online. Gavins are funny, and are really into computer programming. Loves cats. Is very smart and charming. Lazy and is always trying to have a good time! Gavin is Really energetic. Sometimes can be very serious but at other times you can always joke around with him. A very great friend I'm grateful to have and actually admire. Can be very impatient but will give you his weird advice that is surprisingly very useful. Gavin is a very nice person. He is extremely shy and won't talk about his feelings much because he cares about you too much and doesnt want you to worry about him. He is usually too shy to talk to most people and can get extremely Lonley. If you date a Gavin he will try his best to show love and compassion. an amazing best friend that you can have great conversations to about anything. he is one of a kind and will always be by yourside. he'll never give up on you even if he gives up on himself. he is all around amazing. A smart, funny, and kind guy who if you're lucky enough to have then you shouldn't him take for granted, and if he dosnt meet your standards then tell him and he'll change to be whatever you want because he just cares that much.
Wow OP’s name is Gavin! Its sad he would write all of this about himself, even though its all true and you should totally be friends with him! (hes also autistic and a silly goofball)!
by necrochancer/gavin September 08, 2022
the best absolute man. he is so sweet and im literally in love with this man, he is so thoughtful and quite literally the most considerate person i have ever met. his music taste is phenomenal and unique that he loves talking about it with anyone. to the next girl he dates you better treat him right, he will do anything for you and will constantly support you. he has the best hair on the plannet and the warmest eyes, he plays many instruments and will write you a song. he knows how to skate and will take you to the cool part of town
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