GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world

We just got Gary Juled, play mad world. Ffs

by Mr Fod October 22, 2022

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Gary

A stupid cheating, prick who thinks he’s better then everyone else.

What a cunt Gary is, he’s such an asshole, he cheated on Megan last weekend.

by Smexygal101 October 6, 2018

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Someone who is everyone's uncle

Person A: Hey Gary.
Person B: Who is Gary?
Person A: Our uncle.

by ASimpleHuman May 4, 2023

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An extremly hot guy with black hair and brown eyes. His personality is off the charts!! If you ever get chance to meet him ask for his autograph he is really kind !!!!

Random guy : Hey have you heard of Gary?

Some other guy : OMFG WHO HASNT?!?!

by Lahs haik January 23, 2017

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