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In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!
Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.
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ninety in a sixty-five

90 miles in a 65 mile an hour zone!
the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five
by kiidee December 9, 2008
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fireman's helmet

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.
by Mark August 29, 2004
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Abortion Five

A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.

Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
The Abortion Five:

E: Abortion five?

(E and B almost high five.)

B: Aborted.

The Third Trimester:

I: Abortion five!

(I can E complete the high five.)

E: Oops, third trimester.
by Ogen April 25, 2009
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five second frencher

A long french kiss with a duration of at least five seconds
"Tonight me and my girlfriend went for a bike ride along the golf course and I gave her a five second frencher on the 16th hole"
by Randy and the J-bo June 6, 2005
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Exploding High Five

1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.

2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!

2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"

(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"

(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"

"Hey, friend no. 3!"

"Hey, friend no. 2!"

"High five, friend no. 3!"

"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)

(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
by Nick B2 September 14, 2008
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phone-five

The act of high-fiving one's phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. Originally coined by Barney Stinson.
Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five! You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!
by Barney Stinson January 2, 2007
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