Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

by YouChubi October 23, 2008

Feeding the Wyrm

The act of executing a prisoner.

"Charlie killed a cop, a nun, and a little white girl in kindergarten. The prison will be feeding the wyrm his dumb ass for sure."

by Zed Numar August 3, 2021

feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 26, 2013

National Feed Aspen Day

A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.

Larry forgot to feed Aspen on National Feed Aspen Day, so now he owes them 2 meals.

by AJBBBBBB June 12, 2024

Feeding

A pussy act that one does usually in any multiplayer game that is team v. team, and results in usually your team losing. This means dying to the enemy multiple times resulting in giving the enemy gold and experience.

Hey! Anon, stop feeding your ass off we're gonna fucking lose!
Anon: fuck off im trying my hardest you retard
Announcer: D E F E A T

by boysyrup February 9, 2019

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017