When having both anal and vaginal sex, and the man ejaculated in each orifice an uneven amount of times, and he performs one last sex act to even it out.
"I blew two loads in her ass, but only one in her puss, so in the morning I woke her up with an evenout".
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If I had the heart to immediately decline all the daily Facebook invites I might not suffer the condition of Eventus Overloadus.
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Evenwood is the biggest shit hole and is full of snakes and slags and is most known for the bowling green were the alcoholics (shannon dale) of the village go drinking and the stoners (james murdoch) smoke green (buts it’s shite.) local resident indie sutton’s house holds the most housys were people only go up for a shag especially millie graham (she loves it buts it’s a shame she doesn’t live local) as you walk around evenwood you might see 10 year olds ramping other kids on their bikes because they think they are solid as fuck, if you come to evenwood you might visit the happy shopper we’re you will be greeted by the mafias of evenwood ( robert and kumar.) there shop never has anything in but you will most likely find everyone there because they will serve 12 year olds, you can also visit the barn were you will find people shagging in the bushes and people smoking buckets underneath the peice of shit they call a barn.
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"The gravitational sphere of a black hole within which even light cannot escape"
-Wikipedia
However, recently, a new definition has risen meaning something completely different:
The Event Horizion is the point at which a person is too drunk or stoned to be able to function properly, yet alone remember anything the next day.
"The gravitational sphere of a black hole within which even light cannot escape"
-Wikipedia
However, recently, a new definition has risen meaning something completely different:
The Event Horizion is the point at which a person is too drunk or stoned to be able to function properly, yet alone remember anything the next day.
Example:
Dude 1: *takes-drag-from-J*
Dude 2: "Oh shit, you don't look so well..."
Dude 1: *falls-off-chair,-blissfully-passes-out*
Dude 2: "Damn that lucky bastard, he just passed the Event Horizon!"
Dude 1: *takes-drag-from-J*
Dude 2: "Oh shit, you don't look so well..."
Dude 1: *falls-off-chair,-blissfully-passes-out*
Dude 2: "Damn that lucky bastard, he just passed the Event Horizon!"
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