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Dark Banana

An Asian Person Who's Yellow on the outside and black on the inside.

OR

An Asian Person who looks asian but acts and speaks like a black person.
G-man: Yo, you see that Asian guy rapping?
Snoop Dog: Yea, he's a Dark Banana .
by Sdap March 30, 2009
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Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.
"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."
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Dark Messenger

Name of the final battle song against Kuja in Final Fantasy IX. Dark Messenger, also called The Darkness of Eternity in Dissidia, incorporates Kuja's second theme, Immoral Melody.

Perhaps Square's most underwhelming battle, this song more than makes up for it.
Kay, Deathguise killed. I'm gonna go save, use a tent, and then check my Black Holes to see if I have enough to spam Kuja with. If I don't then more Dark Messenger.
by Dancing Mad February 26, 2011
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Dark bucket list

See also: Evil Bucket List; Satan’s shopping list. A list of the terrible, nasty, unspeakably vile things to do if we allowed our dark side out to play.
Sanchez’s Dark Bucket list included performing deviant sexual acts with school girls and paying a gangster to kill his ex wife.
by desmoche April 26, 2011
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Dark Harvest

1. Slang for taking a shit.
2. A record label with a lot of shitty metal bands on it.
1. I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell man...I feel a Dark Harvest coming on!

2. Have you heard of Balor's Eye? They're sigend to Dark Harvest Records.
by virex21 September 6, 2011
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Dark Knighted

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!
by Mad Villain & Supra Man March 2, 2014
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dark illness

A rather descriptive term for depression.

Refers to how it has never been fully understood after centuries, how it truly reaches depths beyond description, and how it lurks among human beings without any regard for success, social status, abundance of friends, or nobility of spirit.

Also hints at its attitude for invisibility beyond the confines of one's mind. Even your best friend could be living in a world of pain, yet it might be impossible for you to even suspect it.

It is, in many ways, the only source of death that remains truly unexplained.

Term from Italian (il male oscuro).
Winston Churchill was perhaps one of the most respected politicians of all times, and was a major force in the defeat of Nazi Germany. None of this mattered to the dark illness.
by soaring falcon February 24, 2015
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