dan shrimp

artist, entrepreneur, troll and milkshake addict

yo is that dan shrimp oh my god let's go get a picture with him

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

DSO Dan

A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.

That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.

by DSO Dan February 3, 2017

Digger Dan

Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.

Digger Dan digs a girl

by the tru buba June 14, 2023

Dan Mosavi

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.

Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.

by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

Dan Daum

why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished

Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time

by BLACKBALLS3D March 3, 2022

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012