Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
Get the Dans Meatmug. Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022
Get the Dan the Dirtmug. by Nickel Reich November 11, 2017
Get the Dan Meadmug. by yeshuay September 22, 2018
Get the Dans Carmug. by Misschievus March 13, 2018
Get the Dan-Leemug. A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.
That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.
by DSO Dan February 3, 2017
Get the DSO Danmug. Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.
by the tru buba June 14, 2023
Get the Digger Danmug.