Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs

mr cuddles wanna bump

by ➖ September 26, 2018

Cuddle Cuddle

A cuddle is very different to a cuddle cuddle as a cuddle cuddle required both parties cuddling each other not just the one person cuddling as I have found when I’ve suggested a cuddle I only gave the cuddle without return. Hence the new meaning/term for Cuddle Cuddle

Person one: we should Cuddle Cuddle!

Person two: Sure but what’s with the extra cuddle?

Person one: it means we both Cuddle each other! Not one-sided cuddle

by Suponovadova February 13, 2022

Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

by Knobbadan August 17, 2016

Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.

Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!

by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013

cuddle

a warm embrace said to cure depression, mental illness, and self harm.

person a: it is weird that many people currently have depression, mental illnesses, and do self harm
person a: oh well i guess they dont get cuddled or touched often <shrug>

CUDDLE ME NOW BITCVH I NEED IT

by lonelywinter December 17, 2023

Beat with Cuddles

When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious

Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep

by Siddon September 16, 2020

cuddle smash

When you smash right after you cuddle. Hence, cuddle smash.

Dude A: "Bruh, me and that girl totally cuddle smashed last night."
Dude B: "Bruh, nice bruh."

by GnomeJesus May 15, 2016