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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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voice control

a word that maya abuaish shouted in computer class (wasn't even the correct answer)
og inside joke
miss arwa: can you guys give me and example?
maya: VOICE CONTROL!!!!
by cantsleepsobored November 14, 2023
mugGet the voice controlmug.

mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023
mugGet the Control cortelamug.

controllative

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy
I should be more controllative when working Lanier
by drew0507 May 27, 2022
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Site Control

the best of the best moderation group in any roblox game ever, even worse than roblox's moderation system
wow, site control is amazing at being horrid moderators
by edwasdwasdd May 11, 2024
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