Commando chow

When someone leaves some food or drinks to his friend's ensuring he/she can enjoy it later when visiting the friend next time. A tactical move which can be of use when planning a party weekend, for example.

A: Hey, dude. What are your plans for tonight?
B: Nothing, my boss called me and asked me to do night shift. Steve's sick so he can't do it.
A: That sucks! You're missing all the action. Well, I'm gonna go clubbing anyway. I left some commando chow in your fridge waiting for tomorrow if that's okay.
B: That's cool. Well, I gotta go bust my ass off.
A: Good for you. I'm gonna go raving with these spanish chicks. Wooo!

by JonesyD April 25, 2011

commando's sacrifice

To compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear. Truly a most shameful of fates.

Always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in China, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice.

by Siriusbeatz July 17, 2013

Commanda

When a female "goes commando", without panties.

"Am so backed up on laundry I had to go commanda to work"

by Mryspt February 6, 2014

Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

commando shower

Quick scrub of unmentionables with use of minimal water, soap (if available), and speed

Joe was going to get lucky but first needed to freshen up with a commando shower.

by Frosty1997 March 17, 2015

Commarshall

A hella dumb way of saying Commercial commonly said by cucks that can’t keep girlfriends.

Did you see that Doritos commarshall?

by Kelvy d February 25, 2018

CommaToDaTop

Comma To Da Top

Parrain...Mais Cher, what is dat symbol... dat one right der... looks like a commatodatop?

Mais La!! You a coonass yeah! Dat der is dat thing called an apostrophe. I’m pretty sure on dat.

by Postyyyyy December 26, 2018