mouth carrot

A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.

Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser

by Analbeard June 7, 2018

Carrot

Sexiest vegetable

“I do love me a carrot”

by ATS412 August 14, 2022

Carrot tracker

Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.

Ryan, how’s your carrot tracker going?

by RicMaroo September 9, 2022

Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.

Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick

by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022

scaredy-carrot

like a scaredy-cat but a carrot

why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!

by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022

Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.

' I feel the carrot stick up me"

by Fiona Homes May 7, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022