Cabbage

(N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.

Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.

Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.

by Kabage November 29, 2010

Cabbaged

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.

Man this guy smacks 1 bino and he's cabbaged
Wake up you fuckin cabbage!

by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017

Cabbage

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.

“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

Cabbage

A vegans version of beef with someone else

Yo, you see those two vegans? They got cabbage with each other dude

by lamby1402 November 14, 2016

spewing cabbage

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.

Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.

by Blizzyboy July 30, 2016

cabbage

When you are so stoned that you travel to another fucking dimension and start saying a lot of bullshit

You don't understand man. I'm tripping ass right now I'm fucking Cabbage man.

by poketacotruck September 15, 2016

green cabbage

The act of one man painting the gooch of another man green.

Danny loves it when Ryan gives him the ol' green cabbage.

by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010