Sliced bread 

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

Sliced bread by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

So...you like bread? 

Its when you are having an awkward conversation or you are trying to flirt with someone you say it.

Person 1: -says something -
person 2 - so...you like bread?
Person 1- What? o.o

So...you like bread? by @Jarashparadise January 19, 2015

St. Louis Bread Co. 

Bagels enjoyed by the awesome people of STL. If you call it Panera while in St. Louis people will slap you in the face and force you to call it the way people say it in St. Louis. Just called Bread. CO.

St. Louis Bread Co. is freakin yummers.

St. Louis Bread Co. by Mrs.RobertPattinson November 8, 2010

canned bread 

bread in a can

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread

canned bread by penguin27 April 20, 2004

butthole bread 

Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy

"man that butthole bread was good!"

butthole bread by portablepotty January 12, 2013

get your bread up 

make money

Person 1: I spent too much money on bud this month and now I can't make rent.
Person 2: Damn homie stop trippin' and get your bread up.

get your bread up by exzisd May 7, 2019

Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.

A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.

Garlic Bread by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019