Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 03, 2021

Moldy Bread

When your ass is overflowing with little insects that crawl up yo back and make your little boy ass look like moldy bread

"Yo you seen dat bitch she has shit crawlin up her back yo." "No she just has moldy bread my brohomie"

by Big Joe Macaroni December 14, 2019

Bread smit

Bread smit is not any ordinary man. He is not a mess around. He is the finest loaf of bread you've ever seen.

Did you see that loaf of bread?
No I'm too busy looking at that bread smit.

by Hot Dorito April 09, 2021

Jamie’s bread

A new way to say bring home the bacon

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS

by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023

Bread Time

Time for bed.

Bro 1: Hey bro it's passed your bread time.

Bro 2: Don't tell me how to beat my wife!

by Veliin August 07, 2012

Tuna Bread

You people sicken me, you ruined my username

i hate you guys, my username, Tuna Bread was perfect.

by TunaBread July 01, 2020