Bikelist

(Pronounced: 'bike-a-list') - Someone who rides a bicycle for both leisure and commuting purposes but with no understanding of or total disregard for the rules of the road/traffic laws. One who doesn’t use the proper hand signals when turning/slowing/stopping. A person who does not wear a helmet (or wear it properly). A person who chooses to act as a pedestrian when it suits him/her (i.e. riding on sidewalks, pathways, etc.). Someone who was simply given a bike by their parents and taught no rules or considerations.

Opposite of: Cyclist (– Someone who rides a bicycle for both leisure and commuting purposes while observing the rules of the road/traffic laws (very similar to those of motorized vehicles). One who pays close attention to his/her surroundings while riding and is respectful to the balance between vehicular and cyclist traffic. Some one who is fed up with having bikelists give them a bad reputation.)

Tom: "Look at that asshole over there. Riding his bike on that busy sidewalk."

Carlos: "Stupid bikelists!"

by TrickTO July 30, 2012

french bike ride

Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.

Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.

Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.

by guido20 April 14, 2010

dirt bike

A sexual act in which a couple gorges on spicy Mexican foot in the evening in preparation for sex later that night. Later in the night, the couple engage in sex doggy style and the woman develops uncontrollable, blow out diarrhea. At this point, the man grabs her arms, pulls them back behind her, and revs her like a dirt while she sprays feces all over the both of them (much like revving a dirt bike stuck in the mud)!

I knew Carla was kinky when she agreed to perform the dirt bike with me.

by emmeff April 18, 2006

Blake Mistake

To send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. This is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. Originating from a man named Blake

"Hey did you score a date with either of those girls from Friday night?"
"No, I made the Blake Mistake. Now neither one will talk to me."

by Christian McNamara March 6, 2008

Bike-Curious

A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.

Jim dreams of buying a Harley someday; Jim is bike-curious.

by fubsish November 4, 2009

The Blake School

Otherwise known as The Blake School of the Unnaturally Pretentious, these whiter than sour cream trustfund babies attend the finest school for douchebaggery in the western Minneapolis Suburbs. These vineyard vines-wearing assholes have no limit to the that they show off daddy's new jag.

<extremely expensive Mercedes rolls past blasting Mercy>
Person 1: Who was that douchebag? I could smell his Lacoste body spray from a mile away.
Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School

by MinneapolisUnchained May 20, 2014

Blake

Blake is a guy who is nice at first then is a dick. dates you then your best friend and is a fuck boy. He lies, he will try anything in his power to date every girl that you know or in your school.

That boy Blake is a fucking dick.

by black to blue November 30, 2016