Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

blanket

"blanket" is a word commonly used to refer to cats when they shit on your bed

e.g Jimmy: awww mann my cat is such a blanket
And Scene

by fartybutthead January 2, 2021

blanketer

A person who stays in bed with multiple blankets it is called a blanketer

Josh isn't feeling so good he needs to stay in bed for a few days, or he'll won't feel that good. He needs to have multiple blankets its called a blanketer on him or else he'll be cold

by bgell December 29, 2010

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022

Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.

"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"

by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019