A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
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Get the Ya better get a bike bish mug.When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.
You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
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Get the bike mug.1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
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Get the Bike mug.John: Hey Will, you wanna go ride Bmx bikes, smoke weed, and down some Coronas?
Will: Nah I gotta work.
Will: Nah I gotta work.
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