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Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023
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Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
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Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
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Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
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Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.
Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!
by Fien-machine December 21, 2023
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