Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.

My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010

Skanky Beaver

An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...

"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.

"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question

by the_groganator June 7, 2018

To crack beaver

When getting pussy.

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

florence grace maria baker

florence grace maria baker is an indented MILF who loves to be a quirky uwu baddie

wow look at that florence grace maria baker

by uwu baddie March 15, 2022

white beater

A white beater is a slang for wife beater, not the other way around. They first called them wife beaters refering to the stereotype that men who wore the tanks were generally ones who beat their wives. The typical color of the tank is white. Its like saying "white wife beater".

He wears white beaters in the summer to show off his tattoos.

by Hollywood Elite August 13, 2007

Greasy Beaner

To defecate on a Mexican girl after a two-week-long diet of nothing but greasy American truck stop and diner food.

Adam gave that little chicana a real greasy beaner, she was completely covered in excrement.

by Shipreck October 2, 2007