A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
Get the Gooch Attackmug. When the tag or edge of a blanket, pillow, etc. rubs against your leg/arm while you are sleeping, and it feels like there is something with multiple pairs of legs crawling on you, causing you to freak out, have a mini heart/panic attack, and wake up. One of the top ten worst ways to be woken up.
Duuuude, I just got tag attacked:/
What's a tag attack?
You know...when the tag on your blanket rubs against your leg when you're sleeping and you have a mini heart attack because you thought it was like a bug or something.
What's a tag attack?
You know...when the tag on your blanket rubs against your leg when you're sleeping and you have a mini heart attack because you thought it was like a bug or something.
by It Matters? April 7, 2011
Get the tag attackmug. When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.
by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020
Get the Mac-Attackmug. by BearfromJear October 30, 2023
Get the Pam attackmug. by senpaijohnmich November 23, 2019
Get the Gold Attackmug. Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
Get the Matrix attackmug. An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.
Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.
by RectumMoistEruption October 12, 2017
Get the autie attackmug.