a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

by antimorph July 3, 2007

1-10 female atractiveness scale

A scale of how hot a girl is.

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale

by Epicface999 September 13, 2016

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021

DichtHer Scale

A form of measuring a woman's performance based on a scale relative to the balance of Looks, Ability, and willingness.

John: Yo dude how was last night? She was pretty cute.
Eric: Eh she rated about a 6 on the DichtHer scale.

by Perrywinkle Mcghee The fourth February 27, 2010

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.

1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.

by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011