Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

by josh friedman October 12, 2005

butt snake

A penis that is used in most part for breaching the anal cavity.

I slammed that broad's poo hole with my butt snake!

by Uberpimp March 19, 2005

Snake

An Arab-Jew who is sometimes mistaken for an ant-eater but is in fact a member of the reptilian family, aka snakes.

He demonstrates snakey behaviour such as stealing food, drinks, spitting in peoples water and touching up pugs.

Luke: Wheres that last J we had man?

Sam: Ahhh I bet that snake has taken it!

Next day: Luke: He did take it, I found him passed out next to it on his bed with a cucumber in his arse

by Mundis December 08, 2010

snake attack

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party

Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.

by david misha fink jr December 31, 2007

Snake pit

When a woman gets herself into a bukkake and gets covered with penises

Karla got herself into a snake pit and ended up being covered in snake venom

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

snake the drain

For a lady to trim ones pubes. To remove the hair from the hole.

"I snaked the drain earlier, I had better be getting some." "Don't forget to snake the drain. you know I don't like to floss."

by riot becky March 15, 2015

shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

by Booberella123 March 02, 2008