lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018

Stupid Egg

A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.

*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."

by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 18, 2017

Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Duck egg

The exact doube of (another person or thing)

Mark: "Have you seen big Maxie recently?"

Joe: "Oh aye he's the duck egg of his da"

by RichGangGCBC September 07, 2020

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek June 25, 2015

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009