Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.

Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”

by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021

Benjamin Caleb

A heartbreaker.

Girl: Benjamin Caleb broke me to pieces.

by UrbanLightz November 4, 2009

Benjamin Gamba

A guy so gay that he goes into the men’s bathroom and drinks the poopy toilet water

Your acting just like a Benjamin Gamba

by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

Benjamin

A bitch ass nigga who has no life

Dat nigga Benjamin a bitch OMM🖕🖕🖕

by Ana Green November 21, 2023

Benjamin

His is very nice person he likes to have sex and he got a very gigantic penis

Oh benjamin is looking fine

by Anonymes December 11, 2016

Josef Benjamin Whitbread

King, even like a God of Satan. Always Loyal and will hurt anyone, that hurts the people he loves and cares about.

Josef Benjamin Whitbread, is a king, even like a God of Satan

by Mexican God of fire November 1, 2020

Benjamin Skanklin

A Benjamin Franklin ska enthusiast.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022