alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.

“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

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Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

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only in alabama

incest basically. it's a saying when people from the same family do sexual and weird things.

boy: ooo you sexy
girl: aye thankyou, ur high right
boy: lets go to the bedroom
girl: ur my brother!!
people from the other side of the room:
only in alabama :0

by ben dover mike hunt dixie norm October 17, 2019

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Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick

Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline

by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019

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Alabama Snickers

First you eat a lot of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachios, etc.), then you shit on your hand. After covering your hand with the nut chocolate mixture you fuck a guy in the ass and use your mixture covered hand to give him a reach around.

Scottie-"Todd doesn't look so well this morning."
Larry-"Yeah he hasn't been the same after the boss gave him an Alabama Snickers."

by Lnpbdfm July 26, 2021

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