Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

Sheart attack

A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.

I nearly had a sheart attack when I was almost hit by the car that ran the red light.

by llanevad November 25, 2016

japan attacked

When a girls starts her period surprisingly or if a girl is on her period

Sara: wanna go swimming Jan?

Jan: sorry can Japan attacked

by Random belly button April 10, 2017

Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.

Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.

by SugmaBalls69420 March 15, 2021

Attack on Titan

a beautiful anime about a world of titans and much more. best anime in my opinion

Person 1: “I love attack on titan!”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”

by rainbowbarfs March 11, 2023

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020