Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now

by anonymous February 15, 2023

Randy Thorne

Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight

My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.

by Willard childres November 8, 2017

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

do a randy

Someone that is power hungry, and jealous of someone else that has gotten a higher position than him. Complains to the higher ranks, and ends up being fired and banned.

Wow, he did a randy and got banned!
He wanted to be promoted so bad he did a randy!
They're so jealous, they're about to do a randy.

by what no go away pls September 8, 2019

randy russ

Often having a small thing and gets no girls and no one likes him.

Girl. Randy Russ is it even in?

by Randyruss April 5, 2017

A Randy

A man who obsesses over a female he has no chance with

“Is he really bringing her up again... he knows he’s over twice her age right”

“Oh he’s just being A Randy”

by 0912_marie August 5, 2020

SLICK RANDY

Taking 1 finger across a sweaty ballsack, insert finger in another person's ear.

Did you see Fred give Sarah a slick randy?

by Roanie05 April 25, 2023