lap clap

when a women sits on the erection of man, which further leads to the disfunction of the cock.

Do not sit on my erection for that would be a Lap Clap

by Tsunami May 26, 2003

penis clapping

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.

Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.

by external vagina November 4, 2009

clapped out

the definition of clapped out means after a huge night of whatever types of drug (mainly ecstacy), when your completely braindead, cant be fucked doin anything, and just sit there talking complete shit till the morning.

also could mean something thats just fucked up, like out of the ordinary that just happens randomly.

im that fuckin clapped out man,

this house is sooo fukin clapped.

by scuntos November 14, 2009

Ass Clap

A common type of fart, where it sounds like one's ass is clapping.

"Hey, Joe, listen real quick."
"No, I really don't want to hear your ass clap."

by Raxhas June 21, 2009

ass clapping

To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clap up the butt.

I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worked.

by Annie VonHiggleblossom August 2, 2008

Clap the erasers

When I went to school in the 30’s, at the end of every day a couple of students were assigned to knock that day’s build up of chalk dust from writing on the blackboard. So, they would go outside and clap two erasers together for a couple of minutes to knock out the chalk dust.

Susan, you and Billy clap the erasers.

by Amicare June 19, 2020

Clapped whore

A clapped whore is a bit of a mix between a dickhead and a weirdo, so much to the point that you’ll enjoy using this word against the victim. Can also be used in short as “CW.”

Oscar: You seen that guy Graham?

You: Yeah he’s a prick ain’t he.

Oscar: Yeah a bit of a clapped whore.

by CasualMemer August 15, 2018