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Benjamin

A fat but short guy usually at the age of 13 that is a cock sucker who likes men, snorts crack, does not like to follow orders, stays up late, and does not go outside
Dad- Benjamin can you go take out the trash you have been in this house 24 hours of the day and your room is starting to smell like shit.
Benjamin- NO DAD TAKE IT OUT YOUSELF YOU BITCH IM TRYING TO WIN.
by jayz8z8 June 20, 2022
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Benjamin

He’s the best boyfriend you could ever dream of. I mean he’s always there for you and is the most understanding person ever. Although hating him at times; you just can’t resist his personality and his big dick
you: you’re the best benjamin

benjamin: 😇
by maybehornet July 2, 2022
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benjamin dykstra

a dude that is a boring that does nothing
by kriesh February 28, 2022
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benjamin

a guy with the biggest dick imaginable
"that guy has a huge dick" "well yeah its benjamin"
by benjaminpenis March 4, 2022
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Benjamin

Types of people that are misogynistic and go for looks in relationships

Racial slur towards Asian men
royce: men go to war and women belong in the kitchen

grace: stop being such a benjamin..
by xiong.editor October 15, 2025
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Benjamin Smith

A truly amazing man. His loyalty is immeasurable. He signifies the true meaning of a convict. He greatly values his freedom and will go to great lengths to insure he is safe from the opps. He will protect the ones he loves at all costs. If you are on his team you're in good hands. He has coined the phrase "I'm going to the store" which means I'm leaving and I probably will not return any time soon. Benjamin Smith is made of steal! Not even an F-150 can stop him. His sex game is on point, and is worthy of taking notes. If you are one of the lucky ones to experience it you should consider yourself lucky ... he's not your average Joe. Do not betray him, it will end all bad. He holds the title for a few unmentionable skills. He's a great cook!! Listen carefully when he talks, when he gives you advice or directions then you better comprehend what he tells you, because when it comes to the law he will never start you wrong. He is one of the sexiest men on the planet and he most definitely has BDE! If he gives you his time then take it for what it's worth. He is definitely a one of a kind!
Look at him ... He is cute in his own special way! Duh ... that's because he's Benjamin Smith!"
by The Bad Guys Girl October 17, 2025
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Benjamin p2c

A p2c that is either made by leproxy or just a low quality cheat
Orelia? Bro thats a benjamin p2c 😂😂
by skiddy065 November 12, 2025
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