Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022

Slow Joe

A really fucking dumb canadian.

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"

by Matiurban May 3, 2023

Slow mover

A slow moving individual. Due to old age or injury.

My dad is a slow mover.

by Septdee June 20, 2018