Kelly Noonan

Sexy and Sweet With A Bitter Aftertaste. Leaves you DROOLING! Had loving feeling with Bob Smith on more than one occasion. They plan on having kids in the near future.

Kelly Noonan love Bob Smith. They plan on having kids in the near futre.

by broski436265 March 31, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

A pedophile

Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

by dietc0ke0091 February 21, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.

"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."

by sfgheudnelb November 18, 2019

Kelly Clark-son

Another word for Fuck..

Awwww Kelly Clark-son


Okay =

by Sammiesunshines March 19, 2009

R. Kelly Slip

when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.

Dude i totally gave the R. Kelly Slip to that nurse. She was drenched in piss.

by Fabio Quintera August 15, 2008

r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP

I have been assassinated r kelly crying

by lavenderrocks March 08, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly

A music artist from Ohio who had a decent rap career and decent fan base, but ended up getting into a Twitter argument with Eminem, and dissing him in a song called Rap Devil, ultimately ending his chances of gaining any respect as a rapper after Eminem's reply, Killshot. He now makes rock music, and has featured many artists, including YUNGBLUD. He is best friends with Saturday Night Live actor, Pete Davidson. His name is often abbreviated as "MGK"

An idiot: "Machine Gun Kelly makes trash music"
Anyone with a brain: "And he still gets more views than you, Karen."

by Just Another No Name June 06, 2022