Dylan Enskat

The sort of person you would mistake for a tree.
A six foot five 15 year old who lives somewhere near London

“Ouch I just walked into fucking Dylan Enskat

by Rhys loves sheep and the clap November 26, 2019

dylan pearce

dylan pearce is a loving and caring hobo. he can be kind of or really a poopy head sometimes but we love him anyway and we except him for being lesbian

Person 1: That dylan pearce sure is a real poopy face.

Person 2: Yea i caught him in the white house yesterday evening

please publish this it would mean so much to me

by gurgletimmygurgle December 8, 2018

Dylan chest

A chest in Minecraft hunger games that has too many items, or OP items, that make the player who finds the chest have a way higher possibility of winning.

"Hey, i just got a diamond sword in that chest!"

"Dude, thats such a Dylan chest..."

by trollinglane June 2, 2014

Dylan Ward

A nerdy individual that also likes his men , he is smart but can make dumb descisions if u meet a Dylan ward think of yourself unlucky , he will be starving in a forest in day z forever on god bless Dylan ward.

If u are lucky enough to come across a Dylan Ward he will give you all his peppers.

by bruh moments... October 24, 2019

Dylan Turkenkopf

Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.

VERY HOT!!!

Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.

by Currently riding Dylan's meat March 9, 2023

Dylan R

A guy who plays league. He is fucking god tier in norms but in ranked he feeds his ass off. He is also a fucking pussy destroyer and has even asked out every girl from his primary school at least once. Hes autistic as hell but all around a good guy.

TRUE STORY
Drew: Carry me in ranked?
Dylan R: Sure baud.
2/20/4

by Some White Emo Fag February 22, 2017

Dylan Work

A complete dumbass with horrible luck that everyone knows and loves.

Person 1: You know that kid who got locked in a locker last week?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him at WalMart the other day.
Person 1: He got hit by a car yesterday.
Person 2: Well he sure pulled a Dylan Work.

by Prof. Kit January 3, 2011