bus left

To miss an opportunity by a wide margin. By failing to act/speak/do something promptly, the window of opportunity closed.

GM wants to get concessions from the UAW in order to avoid going bankrupt, but that bus left a long time ago.

by Jim K July 25, 2008

bus fucked

when you see tons of busses going the opposite way you're going and you end up waiting forever for a bus.

however, the ending "fucked" is also interchangeable with random words like:
LEAF fucked, WIND fucked, STREET fucked, etc.

basically it's when you get fucked over. not FUCK FUCK, but fucked over.

"we just got bus fucked!"
"SHIT! the wind is so strong. we just got wind fucked!"

by eatchuurbum April 16, 2009

Bus Driver

Hitting a female so hard their weave falls off.

Damn, man! You gotta stop bus drivering her! She's running outta good weaves!

by Jayley☮♥☺ November 2, 2012

bus weasel

a dumb person who looks like a weasel

damn dude u moms a bus weasel she sure is dumb and ugly.

by nick meyer November 16, 2007

park the bus

When in the middle of sex you decide to stop and leave your dick inside and then go to sleep

*yawn* i'm a bit tired, let me just park the bus here and call it a night.

by Dominic Lanteri November 29, 2016

Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.

by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019

Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018