by Droladnap January 19, 2011
Get the bang bang you're deadmug. Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
Get the Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!mug. Dude #1: I feel bad saying this, but Tim's sister is a total skank.
Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.
Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!
Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.
Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!
by Sam Polk April 15, 2007
Get the I smell what you're steppin' inmug. Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.
HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
Get the it's only queer if you're tied to the piermug. Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.
Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.
(P.S. No, we don't.)
Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.
(P.S. No, we don't.)
Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!
Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!
Bob: Wut M I d'ing?
Rob: <signs off>
Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!
Bob: Wut M I d'ing?
Rob: <signs off>
by Buaya September 3, 2010
Get the Typing like you're gonna diemug. by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009
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by Rake yohn March 9, 2004
Get the you're the man now dogmug.