by ditch_doc June 1, 2018
Get the Shook wokemug. When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*
YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*
YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
Get the Woke Saladmug. 1. "Yo, that's finna woke!" said the coolest kid in school.
2. "Finna woke is a stupid meme!" screamed a finna woke hater at the top of their lungs.
2. "Finna woke is a stupid meme!" screamed a finna woke hater at the top of their lungs.
by Mehiscool123 May 17, 2018
Get the Finna Wokemug. 
A left extremist terrorist group, commonly known for using shame circles, bullying and mentally harming children to shut down those who disagree with them.
by nordic viking 69 June 27, 2022
Get the wokemug. Any progressive movement that is a caricature of its intended goal/message. Especially if it is overly aggressive, overly stupid, or overly self harmful.
Activist: Yo that sombrero is cultural appropriation, don’t you know that is a microaggression against mexican people? I am offended on their behalf! Take it off!
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
by Tylers1991 July 28, 2023
Get the Wokemug. 