I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"

"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024

by ran2010 January 2, 2025

I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.

This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by grootunknown January 2, 2025

club woke cup

an alternate saying for the Club World Cup, a football tournament organised by FIFA.

it’s a woke competition…it’s the club woke cup.

by ForestLion June 14, 2025

Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.

Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."

by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025

Wokeness

Demonic deception used to trick low IQ people into following godless morals and values.

That pawn for the devil is pushing their low iq wokeness logic.

by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025

Woke

A term initially used to describe those with progressive views of being "aware" of social injustices, and inequalities, but has now evolved into a pejorative term to mock the kind of "progressive" people who are often described as self deprecating obese women with blue hair and like to dictate who is oppressed and who is not.

Woke people are dumb as shit and never have a logical or rational argument. Basically everything they say is from emotion.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

Woke

Nowadays, Woke means:
The action of promoting Leftist Political Propaganda, or putting it where it doesn't belong, such as: Art, Entertainment, Food, Etc.

It was use to mock at Leftists who pretend to now being woke to the true after "discovering" a Leftist Ideology such as Socialism.
"Oh I see, Capitalism is bad, Now I am woke"

"That movie promotes Feminism & Socialism, the protagonist was a MarySue... it was too woke"

by Mijemega July 22, 2025