White Girl Wasted

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully

"Lilly was so white girl wasted!"
"I know. She was stumbling the whole way back."

by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.

Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.

by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.

Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!

by Papford September 29, 2021

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 1, 2024

fancy wasted

When rich snobby people are highly intoxicated at an upscale place but can hardly stand up yet try to look classy

Pierre got so fancy wasted last night he was still raising his pinky finger while spilling champagne on his fur coat.

by kkkrice December 5, 2019