by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020
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"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013
Get the Bathtub wasted mug.When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.
by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016
Get the Sad wasted mug.The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016
Get the Ballsack wasted mug.When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021
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by mrberenisp4d0 February 1, 2024
Get the Waste of semen mug.When rich snobby people are highly intoxicated at an upscale place but can hardly stand up yet try to look classy
Pierre got so fancy wasted last night he was still raising his pinky finger while spilling champagne on his fur coat.
by kkkrice December 5, 2019
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